So I'm working my tail off yesterday when this woman comes in and starts looking around.
I notice this very cool intricate tattoo on her leg and decide to comment on it.
Here is how that conversation went:
ME: "WOW! Thats a beautiful tattoo...how long have you had it?"
HER: "What tattoo?"
ME: "That one there on your leg"
HER: "That's not a tattoo"
ME: "What is it?"
HER: "Those are spider veins"
ME: "Oh...sorry"
::Woman leaves.::
Google: spider veins.
There IS a moral to this story.
'Shut the fuck up about womens legs.'
Happy Memorial Day...see you losers Tuesday.
Monday, May 29, 2006
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I'm tempted to get a tattoo of a spider vein, just to confuse people.
Oh My God! You just made my day with that story.
Jeeze nooprah-that's like asking a woman you don't know "So, when are you due?"
There are just some places you don't go.
Don't worry. She'll come back next week.
With a Spectacular Spider-vein.
Or a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-vein.
Or Peter Parker, the Sensational Spider-vein.
Or maybe she'll bring him a weather vane as a present.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3181/2340/1600/spider%20vane.jpg
Get it? Spider vane? Huh? Get it??
(It's been a long day...)
(If you just highlight and copy that link, it'll work even though it looks incomplete.)
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