Thursday, August 17, 2006

More cowbell, less Ted Kennedy

Just a short and to the point tirade against Ted Kennedy.

Free health care. People love that they might get free health care. Ted Kennedy's built his whole (crappy) career on free health care and yet thirty something years later Ted still hasn't gotten anyone free health care. And he never will. Ever.

Do you know why?

Because DOCTORS WONT WORK FOR FREE you big stupid deformed mutant!!!

And does anyone really want to go to a doctor that works for free? I'm sure you'll get the best of treatment from him.

"It could be the cancer....or maybe it's a touch of the gas, take two of these"

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I know everything's yuck-yuck here.

Want to know the difference between "free" doctors and the ones you pay for? Just ask any Canadian doc why he's here. Especially ask one of the growing number that's moved here from the U.S.A.

"Yeah, I could make more in the States, but I want to be a doctor, y'know? I want to help people. I want to be free to use my training to cure people."

"I don't want to be forced to let someone die because some God-damned clerk in some God-damned HMO says they won't pay for the procedure."

That's what you get when doctors are free.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

But they aint free...someone is paying for them.

Cake said...

Is Ted Kennedy really a mutant? Cool.

Anonymous said...

>>But they aint free...someone is paying for them.<<

Look, I know this isn't a forum, but...

I pay for them. About $12-15 a week per employee, and the employee contributes the same.

If a person isn't working- child, stay at home spouse, unemployed, whatever- he pays nothing.

In return for (essentially) $20-$30 a week from working Canadians, every Canadian gets all the care he needs, from blood tests to heart transplants at no cost. That includes yearly/quarterly/whateverly checkups, includes stuff as picayune as having a splinter removed.

A hospital stay can involve extra costs for a private room, phone and TV rental. That's it. About ten years ago I was in the hospital for six weeks. Cost me $50. Talking to you guys, I gather that if I lived down there I'd be dead.

Anyways, outside the hospital, dentistry and opticians aren't covered. Otherwise, I think even podiatrists are on medicare.

The system is far from perfect. We have a shortage of medical staff, basically due to across the board (meds, schools, roads etc.) government cutbacks.

As bad as you think Kennedy might be, multiply by twelve and you haven't even approached what our politicians are like.

Think Halliburton selling to retards. Our guys are too stupid to take graft in exchange for excessive contracts. Well, decent graft anyways...

Enough. No more serious shit. Strictly yuck-yucks from now on.

-Paul
Who's not dead yet!

Bemisdown said...

I'm with Paul from Montreal on this one. Keep at nooprah with your logical stance-eventually you'll be able to actually SEE the steam coming out of his ears drift its way to Canada.

Funny stuff, getting nooprah on a political rant.

Reagan didn't end the Cold War, by the way.

Cake said...

I heard Reagan reformed on this death bed and admitted he'd always been a Democrat at heart...

Roger the Shrubber said...

Cake told me to agree with her or else...

So, I concur with Ms. Cake.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Hey retards,

The point is there is no such thing as free health care....your freakin' taxes pay for it.

But it makes your governemnt look like a hero for giving you "free" health care.

Tards

Anonymous said...

I ain't no mental giant said:
"The point is there is no such thing as free health care....your freakin' taxes pay for it.

But it makes your governemnt look like a hero for giving you "free" health care.

Tards"
...............

To which I reply:

Fuckin' A our taxes pay for health care, and when we need it, it's there for us. Free.

Your taxes pay for FEMA and Ted Kennedy.

Suckers.

Bemisdown said...

Can you see the steam now Paul from Montreal?

It's beautiful when nooprah gets all worked up.

And did I mention that Reagan didn't win the Cold War?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Yes he did.

Bemisdown said...

Didn't.

But I propose we replace his profile with the crumbled "Man of the Mountain" one.

It'll give the folks from Canada something to laugh about, and allow you to continue to believe he ended the Cold War. (or should that be "He?")

Sounds like a win-win. Even though "He" didn't win-win the Cold War.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Did so.