Tuesday, October 17, 2006
25 years ago today
Today is our 25th wedding anniversary and I would just like to thank my darling wife for 19 wonderful years of marriage.
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14 comments:
You better send a check to Henny Youngman's estate for that one, dude. And: CONGRATULATIONS!!! That's so cool.
What's the official gift for the 25th?
Traditional: Silver.
Modern: Automobile.
Noopie: Vacuum cleaner bags or mail order Jack-in-the-Box tacos.
Clinky has a Porcupine
So were they 19 consecutive years, or were the 6 bad ones sprinkled throughout the 25?
Congratulation NoOprah, and Wifey.
Put the porcupine dowwwwwwwn, Clinky. Now, walk away slowwwwwwly, Clinky.
Waitaminute! My anniversary was last week and I didn't get flowers from mrs bacon ace. Does that mean that I get to blow cash at Nordstrom's?
Henny Youngman is dead??
Anyone have him on their deadpool?
(Freddy Fender died over the weekend...*sob*)
As long as we're ripping off dead comedians in relation to aniversaries; "I don't get no respect". I mean serisouly, NO FLOWERS?
You know NoOprah it's our 6 year anniversay this month too. Wait, are we supposed to call them anniversaries if they're related to working together? Am I supposed to get you flowers?
Things that Noopie and Bacon Ace can give each other to celebrate their sixth anniversary (in addition to a one-armed, gruff "man hug"):
Traditional: Candy / Iron
Chocolates
Sweet gift baskets
Modern: Iron
Cast iron cookware
Iron furniture
Golf clubs
Exercise equipment
Andirons for fireplace
Fireplace screen
Iron sculptures
Iron door stop
Iron decorative plaques
Alternate Modern: Wood
Decorative shelf
Bookcase
International carvings
Bonsai plant
Gardening gifts
Furniture
Address plaque
Firewood
For this year's anniversary, I'll be getting Mr. Cake a tin roof or an aluminum pie plate...I haven't decided which yet.
Happy happy, NoOprah!
So there is a Mr Cake then. And we're sure that Mr Cake is not you correct?
Mr. Cake is not me...no matter how many times NoOprah tries to tell us all that.
Wow! 25 Years!
I suggest you rush out and purchase Mrs No a Nobel Peace Prize (currently on sale at Nordstroms).
Congratulations Nooprah and Mrs. No!
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