I would just like to say thank you to the Bush Administration for what they did yesterday at that terrorist school in Nickel Odeon, Pennsylvania. The Amish are a threat to National Security and it took guts to infiltrate their headquarters and take out 5 of their most dangerous operatives:
1. Sara Azi Abdul
2. Becky Hussein Marackabet
3. Suzie Atta
4. Jessica bin Laden
5. Laura Moussaui
I also think the idea of building a giant fence around Lancaster County, PA is a great idea and should keep the terrorists out of America....and Mexico.
God Bless America, George Bush, and the brave American that lost his life in the defense of this great land.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
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Too bad they struck while I was out getting donuts...
i think you've hit a new low.
Dear Mrs Bacon Ace,
If we give in to them now then the Amish will have won.
Well, Bostongraf did want to see how he'd lower the bar once again...ta da!
Would you like your handbasket now, or immediately before your trip to hell?
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
And what the hell is a handbasket anyhow?
And why are they needed in hell?
Oh, dude. Duuuuuuuuuude.
I've just been informed that the "terrorists' that were killed yesterday were actually just innocent young girls. Sorry for any confusion. Hopefully the Amish parents of these girls weren't surfing the web and stumbled upon my insensitive comments.
Though I still don't trust the Amish with their handbaskets and hell and stuff.
Oh, dude. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
It's BostonGraf's fault...he dared me!
Damn that Bostongraf!
I think we should put BostonGraf in a handbasket (whatever that is) and send HIM straight to hell.
Handbaskets are pretty small. You could only fit 2, maybe 3 meerkats in one at best.
So forget the handbasket. Splurge and rent a limo for your trip to eternal damnation. You've earned it.
After hearing about the whole story yesterday, I did comment that the gunman had to be a pretty lousy shot to have over 600 rounds of ammo and a dozen little girly girls in a one room school house, but only be able to take out five of them.
I then immediately pointed out that it's probably a good thing that I don't believe in hell...
Thankfully he was a good enough shot to kill himself and rid us of him. Too bad he didn't start with that at home that morning.
Bacon Ace,
You are wonderful, caring human being.
You will NEVER go anywhere in a handbasket.
I'm glad I know you.
Dear NoOprah:
If you're interested in membership, we have an opening for you...
Twist, twist
Awww shucks. I did what any caring person (read: Texan) would do; I wished death upon those that would harm others.
NoOprah,
Ye'r a good egg yourself. Extra Christmas cookies for you this year.
Off Topic: Speaking of ms bacon ace's baking skills; she made bacon corn bread Sunday. Gotta love her!
Someone just pulled off the greatest gag ever pulled on me.
You will be rewarded.
And thats all I'm sayin'...
Dear Prankster:
You're my hero.
Sincerely,
Cake.
Ok...here's the prank:
This elderly (though hot) broad comes into my store with a piece of paper in hand (always a sign that customer needs help)
ME: "Hi...may I help you?"
HER: "Yes...I'm looking for a book"
ME: "What book?"
HER: "This one(looking at paper)... GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET"
ME in shopkeeper mode: Ummm...we don't have that right now...would you like me to order it for you?"
HER: "Umm...sure"
ME: "May I have your name and number?"
She obliges.
I can't wait to call her up when her pornography arrives...
You aiding cake in bombing my blog? hmmm?
:-P
You have a blog? I thought you had shrubs?
I thought it was a book of knitting patterns...
We shut down all of the computer labs in Amish Country out of respect.
And the ladies are currently weaving a strech limo sized handbasket for your journey to Hell. Currently you can only get there in a handbasket, but we hear you English folks are working on some kind of fancy, high speed tunnel train.
Silly Amish. Trains don't go to Hell, only major cities across the continental US, ...which I suppose in your minds is Hell.
We use trap doors for Hell. If you Amish ever went there you would know this!
We have plenty of room down here for the Amish!
C'mon down, no one ever leaves, so it must be good!
At least none of the boys were injured!
marc foley,
The Amish community is now working overtime to create a handbasket designed just for you.
You're all shunned now.
Every last electricity, vehicle, flat screen plasma T.V. microwave with popcorn option loving one of you.
Don't come knocking on OUR simple doors when you want a quilt!
Christ, and you accuse me of not taking my meds?
Well did you?
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