Thursday, October 12, 2006

Transcript of the first ever I AINT NO OPRAH podcast

ME: ::testing testing one two three testing testing"

HOAG: ::taptaptap:: "Is this thing on?"

ME: "What thing?"

HOAG: "The pod"

ME: "That aint a pod"

HOAG: "What is it?"

ME: "Microphone"

HOAG: "What's a podcast anyhow?"

ME: "It's kinda like radio except way crappier"

HOAG: "What should we do our first ::snicker:: podcast on?"

ME: "Huh?"

HOAG: "We're doing a live podcast...what should it be on?"

ME: "Hitler?"

HOAG: "He was bad, huh?"

ME: "Yup"

HOAG: 'You gonna eat those fries?"

ME: "Hey!...Who is that behind you?"

HOAG: :: turns around and looks::

ME:::Dips fingers in Hoags drink...washes off ketchup::

HOAG: "I didn't see anyone"

ME: "She's right there"

HOAG: ::turns around and looks once again::

ME: ::swipes a steak tip and three french fries"

HOAG: "Damn, I missed her again"

ME: "I think she liked you"

HOAG: "Podcasts are cool, huh?"

ME: "What's a podcast?"

HOAG: "It's kinda like radio except on the computer and way crappier"

ME: "Why is it all the rage?"

HOAG: "What's all the rage?"

ME: "Podcasts"

HOAG: "What's a podcast?"

ME: "It's kinda like radio except on the computer and way crappier"

HOAG: "Is that a french fry on the ground?"

ME AND HOAG IN UNISON: "Dibs!"

24 comments:

Lois Lane said...

Wow! It's just like The Mclaughlin Group...except on the computer and way crappier.

LOOK! Over there! A hot blonde and a pirate wrestling a bear!!!

::steals handbasket full of steak fries::

I Ain't No Oprah said...

A sexy handbasket of steak fries...

bostongraf said...

Am I the only idiot that actually wants to download that podcast? Where can I get it?

Anonymous said...

There is no pod cast, and there is no Hoagy. Picture Edward Norton in Fight Club sitting at a restaurant, and talking into a microphone while stealing fries off of the plate opposite his seat even though there's nobody there.

bostongraf said...

Somehow I have a hard time imagining that NoOprah is in the same kind of shape that Edward Norton is in...

No offense, NoOprah, but you are, technically, a comic book guy...

And he is eating fries off of the floor...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

>>>>>Am I the only idiot that actually wants to download that podcast? Where can I get it?<<<<<<

try WWW.podcast.com

Lois Lane said...

Bacon Ace:

Bwahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha!

Fight Club, too funny.

Um...y'know, seriously, I'd listen to this podcast too.

I really need a life.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

First rule of Podcast Club:

Never listen to a podcast.

Second rule of Podcast Club:

Never listen to a podcast.

bostongraf said...

Okay, not having any luck. Going to www.podcast.com and searching for:
i ain't no oprah
i aint no oprah
no oprah
nooprah
oprah

None of them come up with anything that seems like its your podcast. Any help would be great.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Stupid,

There is no podacst of IANO.

Love,
IANO

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Or podcast for that matter.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Or pudding.

Anonymous said...

Waitaminute! We can download pudding now? Will wonders never cease?

Roger the Shrubber said...

Pudding? Chocolate pudding?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

If pods can be downloaded, than surely pudding can...I think.

bostongraf said...

Damn you, NoOprah. {shakes fist} I had just narrowly avoided your Lost Blog trap.

And damn you, Lois Lane. {shakes fist} I have a copyright on the "bawhahahahwhahahwa" form of laughter. That will be $0.39, please.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

LOST blog trap??

Roger the Shrubber said...

can pie be downloaded?

Anonymous said...

mmmm.....pi.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear pi,

You forgot your last digit.

Love,
IANO

Anonymous said...

Dear NoOprah,

Love me, for I am the never-ending pi.

Mmmmm....never-ending pi.

Love,
Pi

Lois Lane said...

Wait...bostongraf is Keith Giffen?

Cool!

39 cents? Can I just give you a stamp?

bostongraf said...

Well, I'm certainly not Jose Munoz!

A stamp will do. Just mail it to me.

Cake said...

I wanna hear it done all in funny voices...NoOprah can be Hitler and Hoagy can be a bear.

I'll pay, even. ::snaps a crisp $5 bill::