Friday, November 17, 2006

Bonus Points

As you know each blog takes hours and hours of research, editing, rewrites, and candy. Today I don't have time so we're gonna play a little game me and the Blonde (Theresa) used to play.

I'm gonna generate 6 random letters ::rolls letter dice::B-A-H-P-D-T and you're gonna make a sentence out of them using each letter as the starting letter of each word. Your sentence will be a 6 word sentence and at the end we'll put them all together to have today's blog. And it has to be in order of said letters.

Got that?

You don't?

Tard.

Notice how the 'random' letters have the letter H? I wonder if anyone will use the word HOAGY in their sentence.

Best sentence gets Bonus Points. And you can enter as often as you like for a small fee.

108 comments:

Anonymous said...

B-izzaro
A-m
H-oagy
P-lease
D-on’t
T-ell

Anonymous said...

Blowing A Horse, Please Dont Tell

Anonymous said...

Behold! Aquaman has Powers. Don’t
Tickle.

Anonymous said...

Bacon Ace Hopes Paul Dies Today.

bostongraf said...

Bostongraf And Heather Played Doctor Together

bostongraf said...

Bacon Ace Has Pretty Dexterous Toes

Anonymous said...

Beauty as happiness. Pretty dumb thought.

bostongraf said...

Be Aware, His Playstation Don't Tremble

Anonymous said...

By Asgard! Huggins pets dog tummies!

OK- two sentences.

Believe, Almighty Haliburton, people do tremble!

Bite a Hoagy, please do, today!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear North Country Paul,

I did some slight editing to your post.

Sue me.

bostongraf said...

Bostongraf Ate His Parent's Double Taco

Anonymous said...

Big-Ass Hoag's Pretty Darn Tall !

Anonymous said...

Buy all Hoagy’s products. Define tube.

Anonymous said...

Buy Amway household products during trial

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Beautiful and handsome, please don't tickle.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Bush a Haliburton paid dirty toady?

Anonymous said...

Barley and hops pour down throat.

Anonymous said...

Borat and Hoagy please dirty tarts.

Anonymous said...

Breasts, Ass, Hands, Penis delight Theresa

Anonymous said...

We need to meet Theresa.

Anonymous said...

Bacon Ace has plenty down time

stuckwithacomb said...

Bacon Ace Has Pretty Dainty Testes

Bears Around Here Practice Dirty Tricks

Barfing And Heaving, Paul Did Throwup

Bears And Hawks Puke Dead Trout

Cake said...

"We need to meet Theresa."

Cheater, cheater! That doesn't have any of the right letters in it.

Sheesh.

Bacon and ham, pretty damn tempting.

Basket and hell, posts doom Theresa.

Lois Lane said...

Burp and hug prickly dolphins today!

Buy American holiday products, do turtles.

But Aquaman hates prunes, dig toots?

Anonymous said...

Bush American Hero! Public Demonstration Today

Anonymous said...

Bring all his posts down today.

Beast and his pal define trouble.

Beautiful, always Happy, perhaps defines T

stuckwithacomb said...

Behave Around Here Potato, Don’t Talk!

Anonymous said...

Broken and hurt,please don't tease.

bostongraf said...

Bums Are Having Pizza Down There.

bostongraf said...

Blatantly Arogant Hoagy Phrases Don't Take.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Boring, Annoying, Hirsute Pair: Damn TomKat

bostongraf said...

Bostongraf and his parents don't talk

bostongraf said...

Bacon and Ham Please Doomed Texans

bostongraf said...

Bacon Ace Has Petty Declarations Today

bostongraf said...

Bums and Hobos Play Darts Together

Cake said...

Blasted accomplice hijacked precious diamonds...tarnation!

Boasting about height?? Posh dressin' type!

bostongraf said...

Big Animals Have Paws, Don't They?

bostongraf said...

Bag Another Ham Potato Double Taco

stuckwithacomb said...

Bongiorno! Ah Havva Pizza Dats Tasty!!

Beaver Army Happily Provides Dam Tips

Blogs Always Have Pacific Daylight Time

Burgers And Hotdogs Provide Dinner Tonight

Bold And Haughty Pirates Dance Together

Braving All Hazards, Pigs Devour Trash

bostongraf said...

Broke Ass Hateful Punks Doing Time

Cake said...

Bored animals have pleasant dreams, too.

Anonymous said...

Bon Giorno issa 2 words a you douche a bag

Cake said...

Bastard! Aim higher, please...don't trip.

Cake said...

Bond...and happy, pleasant dreams tonight.

Cake said...

Busy and homely, possums deserve time.

Cake said...

"Blowing A Horse, Please Dont Tell"

But aren't horses pretty damn tiresome?

Anonymous said...

Bombshell! Actually, Hoagy prefers dainty thimbles.

Lois Lane said...

Bah! Alaskans hum platitudes during Thanksgiving.

Lois Lane said...

Boogers always have pleasured daring thespians.

Lois Lane said...

Bing! Alrighty, hat please, Doctor Tickle.

Anonymous said...

But AintNo harbors private Democrat temptations...

Anonymous said...

Best actor, honestly! Provoking doubters tiresome...

bostongraf said...

Buffalos Are Having Playful Dreams Tonight

bostongraf said...

Being A High Plains Drifter Tirelessly

bostongraf said...

Bring a Hoagy Pleasing Daughter Tonight

Sparkle Plenty said...

Boisterous Antichrist Has Papa Devil's Tongue!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Bloodthirsty Architects Hasten Pirates' Demise Today!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Braveheart Always Half-clad: Privates Dangle, Tumescent!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Buuuurrrrp, Aintno Had Pie During Thursday

Bemisdown said...

Bemis and Hoagy pumped Ditty...together.

Bloated armed horsemen puked dead toads.

Bitches and Ho's play dirty tricks.

Beware-Attila has police duty tonight.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Bears Are Hoagy's Pals, Darn Tootin'!

bostongraf said...

Bellowing At Hoagy Probably Deemed Tasteless

Cake said...

Boasts a Hoagy, "Posh duds today!"

Anonymous said...

Bloggers
Are
Hastily
Proving
Doubting
Thomas'

bostongraf said...

Balls Are Haggard's Personal Demon Today.

Bemisdown said...

Busted.. AintNo has privates deliberately televised!

Bemisdown said...

:Bring a Hoagy Pleasing Daughter tonite:

bostongraf gets MY vote!!!!

(sorry...broke the rules!)

bostongraf said...

Bostongraf Accepts Her Praise Donning Thanks.

bostongraf said...

Businesses At Home Prove Difficult Tasks

Bemisdown said...

Blogger Aintno hasn't posted definative time.....

So...when do the polls close????

Sparkle Plenty said...

Bravissimo All! Haven't players demonstrated talent?!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Bouquets, 'agawd! Haveta part-- Dinner Time!

Cake said...

Oh, motheragawd's on fire today!

(Bi-tasking: Aintno hustles periodicals, devours tacos. and Buddynight and Hoagy: pretty dainty times.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

All I can right now is Sparkle is winning with
-Bears Are Hoagy's Pals, Darn Tootin'!-

and we'll keep this contest going thoughout the weekend.

And maybe even do it it every Friday with 6 NEW letters.

Can you stand the excitement?

Cake said...
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bostongraf said...

Boy, A Hoagy Phrase Does Trump.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Bet a Hoag praise does triumph.

Bemisdown said...

A Sparkle win would be very justly earned...

But I think cake deserves a nod for her response to "Blowing a Horse...." Way clever!

(See? I need RESULTS so I can engage in post election analysis!)

Cake said...

Bemisdown: Aww heck, pissa!! Dozen thanks!

Bemisdown said...

We ALL know Mr. No just wants to get to 100 responses...which is pretty dran impressive. So I'm going to help him get there so he'll just pick a winner.

Bemisdown said...

So Nooprah...

Hve you been watching Wheel of Fortune so you can pick your NEXT 6 letters????

(POST 96)

Bemisdown said...

Nooprah,

I had a tuna sandwich and chips for lunch today. Do you think my sister would approve?

(POST 97)

Bemisdown said...

I wore pajamas to school today. It was pajama day, but I didn't wear anything from Victoria's Secret.

(POST 98)

Bemisdown said...

Nooprah,

I'm beginning to think I drink too much Diet Coke....do you think Dr. Hoagy could recommend something to cure the rot in my intestines?

Bemisdown said...

SWEET POTATO PIE!!!!!

100 POSTS!!!!!

You're pure MAGIC Mr. No!!!!

NOW can we do some post election analysis?

Bemisdown said...

I know I'm going over the top with 101 responses, but I just want to make ONE closing remark:


1. Spelling doesn't count.

Anonymous said...

Bemisdown last 7 post's (except for "innocuous") Bemisdown another happy poster, deprived teacher.

P.S. I Love You.

Anonymous said...

BEMISDOWN!!!!

Let me comment on YOUR Blog!!!

P.S. I love and miss you!!!

Cake said...

I just came by to make sure it was over 100 posts.

Nice work, Bemisdown!

Anonymous said...

Yeah baby!!!! You Go Beam!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the "a"

Clinky said...

The Life Story of Anton Zip

The Long Version:
Anton went to a very fine university, and graduated on July 17, 1979.

Then, he worked for many years designing laser printers for the Hewlett-Packard corporation.

But all this time, he had been drinking heavily. So one day he gave it up cold turkey, and immediately suffered a severe case of delerium tremens.

The Short Version:
B.A.
H.P.
D.T.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Boyrobot=Anton's Hardwired Progeny, Detective Tells

Boy, Anton Had Prodigious Damn Techknowhow

Sparkle Plenty said...

I won't win--I couldn't win a race with an earthworm. But, boy I adore this game. Thanks $1,000,000 (you want small bills or large?) to Noopie (and Theresa) for leavening my dastardly working weekend!

HOAGY: A Play in Four Acts

I. The Buddy--
Barefoot, Amiable Hoagy: Princely Dude, That

II. The Wedgy--
Boisterous, Artful Hoagy: Pulled Drawers Tight!

III. The Escape--
Beastly, Amok Hoagy: Police Don't Taser!

IV. The Myth and The Legend--
Bigfoot and Hoagy: Probably Dating Tonight?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Big and heavy prize, detailed trophy....(goes to...ummmm...I can't decide)

Sparkle Plenty said...

Turkey Day Trophy: Carve off a hunk of the trophy for everybody (extra stuffing, please); serve sweet potato pie for dessert.

Cake said...

Dear everyone:

I just checked the mail and the mailman left me a large trophy marked "Bonus Points," with my name engraved on it.

I guess this means I win. Aww shucks...

Bemisdown said...

Spud,

All done...just for you! Comment away! I love & miss you too!

And cake...Congrats to you! But what are the bonus points for exactly? Can you use them at Taco Bell?

Bemisdown said...

:The Life Story of Anton Zip:

Clever Clever Clinky!!!!

Anonymous said...

Because all happy people deserve tards

Cake said...

118 comments...Sweet Potato Pie!!

Clinky said...

Billy's at Hattiesburg Penitentiary, doin' time.

Cake said...

Bring all hot popcorn...delicious treat!

(I have popcorn on the brain...it's popping right now. Mmm.)

Sparkle Plenty said...

'bandon all hope...Pastry Done Triumphed!

Didn't noopie say something wild-eyed in his original post about "putting them all together and making them today's [yesterday's] blog"?

Was that some kind of challenge to put together a story using all of these sentences? Most likely I just went all full-metal-jacket-Tard and read it wrong.

Clinky said...

Bat and hoop, pooh! DNA tab.

Also a palindrome.

Clinky said...

Bitter anarchist
Hesitates Permanently
Doesn't tolerate.

Also a haiku.

Anonymous said...

Baking a Hoagy Pie-darn tasty!

Cake said...

Whoa.

I think Clinky just won with the palindrome.

::hands over the trophy::