So what would J-Le, G-Har, Paul-Diddy, and Blingo have come up with?
1. Black In The USSR
2. When I Be Sigstee Fo'
3. Sgt. Black Pepa's Lonely Hearts Club Band
4. I Be Da Walrus.
5. Can't Be Buyin' Me No Love
6. Eight Days A Week? Whatchu Takin' 'Bout Nigga?
7. Nuttin' Fo #7
8. Yo Latta.
9. Sumptin'
10. I Wanna Be Holdin' Yo Ho
11. Yo-Yo-Yo Jude
12. The Ballad Of John and Yo-Yo-Yoko.
(dedicated to Mrs Bacon Ace cuz she thinks I've been slacking on the LIST format)
Thursday, December 07, 2006
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Hepp!
Can I play? How about: Strangers In The Night?
Yo-yo-yo-bla-di, Yo-yo-yo-bla-da!
So you've dedicated the racist list to my wife? I'm sure she'll be thrilled. Couldn't it have been about cookies?
Careful, you don't have those cookies yet.
Rocky Da Coon would be a sure hit!
ummm...thanks???? bacon ace is right though, a list about delicous cookies may be considered a bit less racist. unless it was a list of racist cookies, made by the KKKeebler Elves.
Thinking of cookies, I heard that Kramer was really happy when they finally introduced white Oreos...
Racist Cookies:
1.Chips A'Hoes
2.NuttaBrothas!
3.Nig Fewtons
O-bla-di, o-bla-da, (life go on brutha!)
Da Whitey Album
Do the KKKeebler Elves have "Fudge Life" tattooed across their torsos?
Lucy in da sky wit bling
I think you owe us an apology NoOprah. I'll schedule some time on my radio program.
I thought the racist cookie list was funnier than the racist song list.
(But "Da Whitey Album" is a laugh riot)
And, yes, crackers are inherently racist. That's why they named them after whities.
What if the Stones were black? Would "Brown Sugar" be altered in any way, or would the brown be redundant?
Good question, Bacon Ace...and what about Paint it Black?!
Would "Sympathy for the Devil" be "Beat Down by the Devils"?
Well, at least Harlem Shuffle would survive intact...
And of course, NoOprah's FAVORITE snack:
Stedman Graham Crackers
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