ME: "I love you more than spaghetti and meatballs."
DAUGHTER: "I love you more than pizza."
(And if that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, nothing will. Except maybe some sand in your eye. Or onions. Or something)
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But do you wanna have sex with her?
That's adorable.
Does she enjoy having a girl for a dad?
NO! That's not a tear in my eye! It's my new contact lenses! It's the sun! It's conjunctivitis! (*sniffles mightily*)
Having two moms is way cool! Twice the clothes to borrow--although she's probably not that into your crocs and capris.
Nice outfit, though.
actually you quoted me wrong. I believe my response was I love you ALMOST as much as pizza
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