CUSTOMER: "You remember everything."
ME: "Some things, not everything."
CUSTOMER: "Why do you have such a better memory than me?
ME: "My brain is much bigger than yours."
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Having a bigger hat size doesn't necessarily mean your brain is bigger...
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